Diary
April 2026

The Long Walk

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
it was cute!! to be cringe is to be free

Finding Nemo
2026 and Gill is still hot

The Mortuary Assistant
this is the worst movie i’ve seen in so long
March 2026

Elio
watched this with a bunch of second graders and we were all kinda bored? for a movie where a kid gets abducted by aliens, I think we could’ve made this more fun!!

Hop
kind of a classic easter movie

Project Hail Mary
almost as good as the book 👋amaze amaze amaze 👋
February 2026

Howl's Moving Castle
I wish I had a handsome wizard take me to a land full of flowers and a nice little cottage

Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
Not gonna give any spoilers, everyone should watch this. Being from NL adds an extra little punch to the heart because of how poorly we treated those poor grandparents. :( RIP to those involved and enjoy hell Shirley

The Substance
There was a lot I didn’t love in this movie but I liked the social commentary on ageism and beauty standards. Let’s just all be old and ugly together who cares !!
January 2026

Iron Lung
This would’ve been 10x better as a short film and not the 2 hour runtime it had. Maybe part of this is my fault since I had no idea what the game was about, but so many things were left unexplained and unanswered, scenes were used over and over for no real reason, and I desperately needed subtitles. It wasn’t bad, I just had no idea what was going on most of the time!!
November 2025

Wicked: For Good
i love crying and sobbing but why did the scarecrow end up looking like ryan reynolds

Frankenstein
Didn’t like this as much as I was hoping :( Jacob Elordi and Mia Goth were incredible though
October 2025

Annihilation
what was that

Fantastic Mr. Fox
if this movie was a food it was be a freshly baked apple pie
September 2025

Moonrise Kingdom
I aspire to be the guy with the red jacket and green hat

Asteroid City
“I still don’t understand the play” “Doesn’t matter, just keep telling the story”

The Long Walk
never expected a horror movie to be so sad

The Grand Budapest Hotel
i think this is the best movie i have ever seen
