Diary
May 2026

Blue Crush 2

Blue Crush
April 2026

They Will Kill You
when i tell you the jumpscare i had when i saw tom felton

Forbidden Fruits
“you killed your dad, apple!” “so what? at least i'm not fucking boring.” my gay ass could never give this movie less than 5 stars and i am not sorry

The Pyramid
cool idea but terrible execution

I Saw the Devil
It just kept getting worse and worse and WORSE

The Skin I Live In
No words

Thrash
Very silly and unserious but I can't say no to a shark movie

The Last Winter
I'm confused

Pretty Lethal
If you love John Wick but you hate this movie I have news for you
March 2026

Ghost Ship
the flashback scene with my little box playing is pretty good tbf

Now You See Me: Now You Don't
CINEMA IS BACK

Nimic
hey, so... what the fuck

Scream 7
Congratulations, they finally succeeded in making the worst Scream movie of the whole franchise! Random-ass killers, worst Ghostface reveal EVER, dumb motive, boring deaths, fuckass AI—they really outdid themselves. And once again they kept useless characters alive for the sake of making a new movie.

Bodycam
tbf it did freaked me out a little bit i won't lie

undertone
this is like watching paranormal activity from the wrong house sound was great though

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
looking at bryce dallas howard like blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff

Jurassic World
can't let the bros know that I fw with chris pratt in this

I Can Make You Love Me
What pisses me off the most is how confident this guy was about everything he did. He was so sure nothing would ever happen to him that even when it did (when he was fired), he got back on his feet better than he was before. No one took this as seriously as they should have, not even Laura herself. The world is a sick place for being a woman.

Whistle
I actually really liked the whole “the day you are born so is your death, from that day on she is searching for you” plot, the deaths were pretty fun/gore to watch and also I must say LESBIANS