Diary
May 2026

The Devil Wears Prada 2
may the bridges i burn light my way ♡♡ and fuck ai!

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
rewatch simply bc i did not appreciate the danforth twins enough the first time (titus danforth my psycho babygirl ♡)
April 2026

Hokum
So what im hearing is that a chalk circle will not only save me from sea bears but witches as well? also adam is incredible in this uGH or well everyone actually wahhh

You, Me & Tuscany
having the same full first name is a sign that i should move to italy and marry a wine maker francesca scene stealer!!

Michael
i cant jerwait for the next jermovie :') go jaafar!! AND THE PAUSE IN HUMAN NATURE IS STILL SUPERIOR

The Devil Wears Prada

This Is It
almost 17 years later and i still vividly remember how my jaw dropped when michael does the little pause in human nature

The Housemaid
maybe it was a privilege to witness this level of crazy

Caveat
Bro couldve simply said no!

Your Date Is Here
no thank you!

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
total eclipse of the heart playing over fight scenes >>>

In the Blink of an Eye
oh rashida and kate you beautiful tropical fishes also i know b.c. when i see it lmao

Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life

Ready or Not

The Drama
so i listened and judged! but new question to ask before you get married: would you still love me if i planned a school shooting during a hard time in my developmental years but didnt pull through with it?

Bridesmaids

GOAT
this was actually such a fun movie lkasjdlsakj i got so invested like we were actually watching highlights from their games

Exit 8
no way this would be that hard??? not a single ounce of survival skills for that man

First Time Female Director
everything after the first 17 min were a blur bc why they do that to adam scotts hair

Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere
:| all men do is pmo bc what the fUCK