breakfastcowl

Red Sonja

This one left an outsized impact on 8-year-old Jesse, particularly the fight with the mechanical water beast and the end scene with Queen Asshole teleporting around the throne room. But good god for not 8-year-old Jesse this is a clunky, sluggish mess, and same goes for those fight scenes! Prime 80's sword n' sorcery filler with some cool sets and Arnold smashin'... and thoroughly not how I remembered it.