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triples

When You Finish Saving the World

"When You Finish Saving The World", directed by long-time actor, first time director Jesse Eisenberg, is a film that I was looking forward to seeing. Well, I missed it in theaters, so streaming was my next best bet. I didn't enjoy this movie. The characters are pretentious and annoying, the pacing is slow, and it's just too damn cringe worthy. I'll be honest at least, the ending would have actually been a solid gut punch if I enjoyed the rest of the movie.

3d ago
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zelai

When You Finish Saving the World

ziggy is the perfomative male final boss

4d ago
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sasaa

When You Finish Saving the World

fiquei com ciumes do finn, pra que vc vai arrumar uma mulher porra

4d ago
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ben

When You Finish Saving the World

the poem scene 😭

5d ago
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emma 🐋

When You Finish Saving the World

absolutely fucking insufferable. this must have been written by ai

5d ago
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gatita 🧁

When You Finish Saving the World

this felt vegan

6d ago
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Lola

When You Finish Saving the World

spoiler alert the film was not tera lift two narcissists meet

6d ago
Ivan

When You Finish Saving the World

64/100 It’s fine. That’s it tbh.

7d ago
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The Raven.

When You Finish Saving the World

this movie was NOT what my mommy issues needed. at all.

8d ago
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nathansnook

When You Finish Saving the World

“𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘓𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘪 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯.” This movie has everything. Red wine on the toilet. Shit ton of classical music. Jacking off to poetry. Fucking congressman using all the oxygen. Alumni alone. Eisenberg’s first is stiff and awkward, much like him, but it works with Juliane Moore’s subtlety and Finn Wolfhand’s youth, which creates a dynamic like orange cream soda. You know, fizzy and creamy, a contrasting concoction that’s off-kilter in the sweetest way possible. Not earnest, but sweet. This happens because of the dead ends in the script, the way the script is too controlled, too concerned for a joke to land, but again, the orange cream soda. The performances even out the cosmetic issues. Everyone’s right, this is the male 𝘓𝘢𝘥𝘺𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥, but where Gerwig is earnest, Eisenberg is a flat orange cream soda. Gerwig is a certified creamsicle.

8d ago