Diary entries forThe Old Guard
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feeling the same emotions the first time and the second time ive seen this film is actually sickening like im actually emotionally devastated that booker betrayed them (fuck you booker) and that andy lost her immortality. but this is my silly little gay immortal found family and andy & nile i love you both so muchhhhh.
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there’s a reason why i’m a lesbian today
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Sure wish "X-Men with all Wolverines, starring Charlize Theron" hadn't just been a cool-sounding concept and such a dull dragged-out two-hour film!
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i just love seeing charlize kicking some ass, she excels in it! with this kind of storyline, i think it would work better as a tv show, they could explore the characters history more and tell a better story. i think this story has a really good potential and could be something amazing if done well. also nicky and joe: scoot over! im trying to join yalls relationship! i love yall 🥺
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como pode a charlize theron ter quimica com qualquer mulher q aparece em cena puta q pariu
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Let’s get this motherfucker. meu Deus??? CHARLIZE THERON LITERALMENTE A MILF IMORTAL ARMADA que filme brabo mano, minha nossa e esse final? AQUELE FINAL??? tipo charlize noise 🫠 LUTA COREOGRAFADA É UMA LUTA NÉ. meu irmão, TUDO nesse final foi SINISTRO. sensacional!!!!!!! e só pra constar que eu amei a fotografia achei muito FODA
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sometimes an immortal found family is an ancient goddess, a french guy, a pair of enemies turned lovers/husbands, and their newly adopted marine daughter from the 21st century.
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This quote is the single most romantic line in a movie ever and it's QUEER "You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more."
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He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more. — Nicky
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eu acho que deveria ter gostado mais, mas assisti com sono