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cheska

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

whole movie its just jacob begging bella to choose him and its so pathetic. i still had fun though, i especially liked that the vampires and werewolves fought together

7h ago
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nana :)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

bem, não é um dos meus favoritos... depois farei uma review melhorzinha!

13h ago
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congratulashayla

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

A versão hétero, porém não entediante de Brockback Mountain. Tudo aqui respira e transborda o Camp. Mas principalmente a loucaura e imprudência adolescente de querer casar com um sujeito pálido por motivos de sexo. A Bella está cercada de homem podre, um beija ela a força e fica sofrendo o outro faz o Jacob ouvir sobre o casamento pra ele tomar um choque de realidade, mas no geral que filme divertido, talvez o meu segundo favorito da franquia.

1d ago
sweeneytom

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

even my queer ass: "okay maybe i didn't need two hot idiot men fighting for this long in a film franchise"

1d ago
luvariese

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

team jacob stop lying to yourselves because wtf was this

2d ago
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Jordyn

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

when I'm in a being delusional competition and my opponent is on team jacob: 🏳️

2d ago
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Rat

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

"Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now."

3d ago
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triples

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Better than New Moon but Jacob is such an incel that it hurts. Dumb characters making dumb choices for the sake of teen drama. Bad historical revisionism, child murder, confederate vampire backstory and Edward gets cucked by a sexual predator. The soundtrack doesn't even slap either! Bleh

3d ago
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charlie

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

married at 18… bella you should’ve been in the club #freemygirl

4d ago
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laris

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

rosalie minha protegida

5d ago