The Hangover

10/10

written by

julia

*ALAN: “it’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win. counting cards is a foolproof system.” STU: “it’s algo illegal.” ALAN: “it’s not illegal. it’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.” PHIL: “i’m pretty sure that’s illegal, too.” ALAN: “yeah, maybe after 9/11, when everybody got so sensitive. thanks a lot, bin laden.”*