Diary entries forThe Room
The Room
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not. Oh hi, Mark. I'm honestly at a loss for words. Is it bad? It is. It's inconsistent, completely laughable, and makes no logical sense. But is it the funniest movie ever? It's certainly a contender. This isn't a zero-stars review, this is a confused review. I've read and seen The Disaster Artist, but this was not at all what I expected. I don't think I've said the words 'What the fuck' over the course of anything more than I have while watching this. It's absolutely abysmal, but I can't possibly say it was bad. A list of other quotes I couldn't decide between: You are tearing me apart, Lisa! Anyway, how is your sex life? You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep. In a few minutes, bitch. Hi, doggy
The Room
The perspective in this room is so skewed. Very simple animation and a pretty boring idea.
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So hideous, so beautiful, so shitty.
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Tommy Wiseau, i'm a fan of yours.
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Tommy Wiseau is the greatest human being.
The Room
Finally got this classic out of the way. Bad in a way I wasn’t totally prepared for. Between the few iconic scenes sprinkled in here, this movie is BORING dog.
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I don’t even know how to rate this, by any reasonable standard it’s a bad movie. But it’s badness is so appealing. It’s not even entertaining for long stretches, but when it’s unintentionally funny, it’s fucking hilarious. It is Schrödinger’s film, simultaneously existing in a a state of half a star, and five stars, hence the 2.5 star rating, perhaps the only fair designation. If Johnny had been a vampire it would’ve been five stars.
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i think this film was made by aliens
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Let me get this out of the way: this movie sucks ass... through a straw. The acting... atrocious. The plot... complete dog shit. The music... godawful. Johnny is an autistic manchild... oh, I mean banker who is engaged to this stupid cunt named Lisa, and they spend the beginning of the movie literally having sex FIVE MINUTES IN. It turns out that Lisa is cucking Johnny and screwing his best friend, Mark, who is just a bland character. Then there’s this character Denny, whom Johnny is paying his college tuition. He is so damn creepy. In one scene, he confesses his love for Lisa to Johnny, and rather than acting like a rational human being and beating the shit out of him for saying that, Johnny tells him that Lisa loves him too and sees him as a “human bean.” But I will give the movie this: it has one of the funniest autistic temper tantrums ever put on film. All in all, The Room is an atrocious, godawful piece of cinema, and I loved every minute of it. So bad it’s good.
The Room
ai que ódio dos meninos do peewee agora
